"Where Do The Ducks Go?"

I'm me. You'll see who I am if you just keep reading.

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Drop the microphone, get out of that bitch - NBC Thursday

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He said to her: I’d like a cheeseburger… And I might like a milkshake as well.
She said to him: I can’t give you either.
He said: Isn’t this Burger Bell?!
She said: Yes it is, but we’re closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten!
He said: I am ex-TRE-me-ly hungry! But I guess I can wait until thennnn!

The best ballad ever written. No arguments.  

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Bleh. Today I had to do the RISB. For one of them I put:

“I can’t comprehend how any sort of concrete conclusions can be drawn from this exercise.”

Otherwise it was really flipping hard. I can’t make generalizations like that—it feels extremely ignorant and inconsiderate.

”’Boys’ is a term used to label the set of people who identify as such. 

Most girls who are born who are born with a set of XX chromosomes are assumed from their expulsion to like the color pink.

Mothers is a term that can be applied to beings both alive and dead.

Reading is good.”

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onehundreddollars:

going-to-scranton:

The Mountain Goats - Crows

This EP is so good.

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Jessie Flower (Toph) on her favourite line.

OMG SHE IS JUST AS CUTE AS TOPH!

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Tina Fey as Ellen’s guest host.

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• Graduated from Secondary school
• Kissed someone.
• Smoked a cigarette.
• Gotten so drunk you passed out.
• Rode every ride at an amusement park.
• Gone to a rock concert.
• Helped someone.
• Gone fishing.
• Watched four movies in one night.
• Gone long periods of time without sleep. 
• Snorted cocaine.
• Failed a class.
• Dealt drugs.
• Been in a car accident.
• Been in a tornado.
• Done hard drugs
• Watched someone die.
• Been to a funeral.
• Burned yourself. 
• Ran a marathon.
• Cried yourself to sleep. 
• Spent 200$ in one day.
• Flown on a plane.
• Cheated on someone.
• Been cheated on.
• Written a 10 page letter.
• Gone skiing.
• Been sailing.
• Had a best friend.
• Lost someone you loved.
• Shoplifted something. 
• Been to jail.
• Dangerously close to being in jail.
• Skipped school. 
• Had detention.
• Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
• Gone to a different country.
• Dropped out of school. 
• Been in a mental hospital.
• Watched all of the “Harry Potter” movies.
• Had a yard sale.
• Had a lemonade stand.
• Actually made money at the lemonade stand. 
• Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
• Written poetry.
• Read more than 10 books a year. 
• Gone to Europe.
• Loved someone you shouldn’t have. 
• Used a coloring book over age 12.
• Had surgery.
• Had stitches.
• Taken a taxi.
• Seen the Washington Monument.
• Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
• Overdosed.
• Had a drug or alcohol problem.
• Been in a fist fight.
• Suffered any form of abuse.
• Gone surfing in California.
• Had a pet hamster.
• Pet a wild animal.
• Used a credit card.
• Dyed your hair.
• Got a tattoo.
• Going to got a tattoo.
• Had something pierced.
• Got straight A’s.
• Been on the Honor Roll.
• Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
• Snuck out of the house.
• Swore at a teacher.
• Gone laser tagging.
• French braided.
• Driven a car.
• Been in love.
• Been on a train.
• Seen a ghost
• Gone bungee-jumping.
• Been to Mexico.
• Crashed a car.
• Sky dived.
• Been kissed in the rain.
• Made an 11:11 wish.
• Drank alcohol 
• Forwarded a chain letter.
• Made a mistake.
• Dreamed about  unicorns
• Waddled like a penguin

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