I’m in the ER. I got admitted to the psych ward. So that’s how I’m spending my weekend … Joy

It’s been six years since Partners in Crime first aired (05.04.2008)

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The most iconic commercial in television history? I think YES.

omfg beyonce just did the “chick” part of the “boom boom chick” by MAKING THE CHAINMAIL ON HER ASS MOVE LIKE A PERCUSSION INSTRUMENT 

Britney’s strangled cat runs in the midst of Pink and Bey killing it will always be my favorite.

omfg That’s Enrique Iglesias as the king, wonderful!

U guiz… it’s emperor. Roman emperor.

fun facts guys gladiatorial combat included corporate sponsorship, dramatic music, and even female combatants at times, so like 90% of this is plausible

the costumes are even p realistic considering gladiators would fight with loinclothes and minimal armor. you can even see beyonce armed w the trappings of the reitarius or ‘net-fighter’. That’s good commercialing.

roman nerd u give me life

This is… this is everything I ever wanted

(via improbablenormality)

they put me on a sedative. 

we’ll see what happens.

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts


can we all just take a moment to appreciate amy poehler’s formal shorts

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"You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That little lake? By any chance, do you happen to know where they go, the ducks, when it gets all frozen over? Do you happen to know, by any chance"

Zev. 18. New York/Chicago. King of Cowlicks.

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